Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.