Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.