Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!