Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!