What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.