Hitman Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia