How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.