How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.