It lost its porpoise.
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The domesticated doesnt have balls
A smokesalottapotamus.
You don't, they're already spotted!
It was a shih-tzu
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
Loo-Loo !
he forgot the safe word
A Toy-Yoda
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
100% at short range
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
I came early.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
With a porpoise.