Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

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Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.