Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.