Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'