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A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A pit bull.
Marry her !
A pit bull in a kindergarten
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Run Berry, run!
In Tralfamadoloreans.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Because X Marx the spot.
Because he was dead.
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
A: She fell out of the tree.
A coin!
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
A happy pit bull.
Free shotgun
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.