Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.