Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.