What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve