How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.