How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.