Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Brad Jokes More Brad Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ?

Brad news I'm afraid !

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice