How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr