How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji