How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

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What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.