Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents