Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).