Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Because they hate french press.

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Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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They're not infallible

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What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion