Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.