Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.