How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!