How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!