How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.