Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!