Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.