With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Trigger.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
The same middle name.
Gummy Bear
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
Winnie the Pooh !
winnie the Philosopooh
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They have the same middle name!
He tried, but it didn't work out.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Where my dogs at?
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Hodor! Hodor!"
Your Oklahomie.
Another Juan
Hit the road, Jack.
Hi Jack!
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
A clothes hanger.
She soldered on.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.