Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.