Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6