Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.