Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.