Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.