What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.