What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.