What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.