Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5