What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.