What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums