What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.