What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"