2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.