Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits