Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".