Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.