What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Previous Random Joke Next

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.