How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.

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In a casino, you really mean it.

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Retards don't wear Black.

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Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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Churn Down For What

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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A mechanic.