How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!