It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Tires need changing too you know!
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
To get to the other side
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
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Oz Moses.