What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.