Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.