Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)