Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Because it was a double-crosser
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Cross country.
To bask in social approval.
becau
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Hello, ladies."
Long time, no see."
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
A masochist