What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.