Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.