Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.