To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Dey both sinna, mon!
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
A car thief who can't drive
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
What would you do
The Zika virus.
A roamin catholic
Star wars.
It's stalemate
They're biodegradable.