A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Collared Greens'
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A corn has ears.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Gingers
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
Because it wasn't recycled.
She's the only one with a blue box.
Deydahoes.
Party paupers
Jail
So he could break out.