What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.