How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.