Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box