Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Sore Jokes More Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.