The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
is funny and is a joke!
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
Constable
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
i'm serious... help.
A: So he could look like his mama.