Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Pepperoni Picza!
A pastafarian
A balaclava.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Her coach was a pumpkin
