What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.