What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.