When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Because it got fired!
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Let us prey.
He dumped his girlfriend
Homeless
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Paddy O'furniture
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
Reload and shoot again.