What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.