Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.