Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.