Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.