Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.